Bible lovers can buy the Red-Letter Edition Bible on audio cassette (maybe it's also available on CD). How do you do that? you ask. According to the manufacturer, "Christ's words are emphasized in heavenly sounds." Download that in your ipod and certainly you'll be filled with the Spirit. For the spirit-filled golfer, there's the praying hands golf tees. For the woman who wants her legs to send the right message to those watching, there's the gold cross fragrant pantyhose, with a gold cross stitched on the calf of every pair. There's a salon that wants to hire a spirit-filled hairstylist to "stand in the gap" and a spirit-filled manicurist for "laying on of hands."
The daffy and dumb don't discriminate against denominations. There are products for all kinds of churches. For those who baptize infants, there's the baby tuxedo for stylish christening. For those who immerse believers later, there is the "Baptistry Couch" that lowers you into the water "quietly, beautifully and easily." Either way, for only $7.00 you might want to pick up the Jordan River baptismal set, complete with certificate for framing that you've used holy water from the
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The apostle John said it well: "Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth" (1 John 3:18, NIV). No red letters are needed for that verse. It's clear in black and white.
Copyright 2008 by Bob Rogers.
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