Sunday, June 28, 2009

Finding a preacher who can sweat

An older pastor retired and moved back to his home in rural Mississippi. A few days later, his phone rang. Below is a verbatim transcript of the phone conversation:

"You got a King James Bible?" the person asked.

"Yep."

"Can you sweat?"

"Yep."

"Got a handkerchief to wipe the sweat?"

"Yep."

"Then I know a church looking for a preacher."

Apparently, those were the qualifications for a preacher-- a King James Bible and the ability to sweat when preaching.

The apostle Paul added some other qualifications. According to the King James Version, he said, "For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect. For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumbling block, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. (1 Corinthians 1:17-18, 23-24, KJV)

So if you're looking for a preacher, find one that preaches the cross of Jesus Christ. And if he can work up a sweat about it, that's an added bonus.

Copyright 2009 by Bob Rogers.